Lexx: Quotes

Stanley

"May his merciful shadow fall upon... me preferably."
"I don't know about you, Kai, but right now, I'm about as happy as a kid in a candy store!"
"Zev if you need a man that badly! You know where to find me!"
"Hey buddy! Your machine must be busted or something, because I ain't fertile, I ain't female! No I'm Stanley Tweedle, all man!"
"Oh thats Great! I'm gonna die without my hat. I mean we are going to die be at least you guys will be dressed..."

"Can't we just have sex instead?"
"I like my men tall, handsome, and dead."
"You're right, Stan, I do need you, I need your magic hand guiding this ship around this universe, so I can find myself a real man."
"We can take an oral exam right now, if you want."
"You may still only be a head, 790; but you're the best head I ever had.

"I kill you now in the name of his Shadow!"
"The dead do not feel pain."
"The dead do not get frustrated."
"The dead do not poo."
"The dead do not squeeze and please."
"The dead can't get high."
"The wheel, it turns, it rolls around. It makes an ancient rumbling sound."
"I have not been aroused for 6000 years."
"I have killed thousands. I have killed proud young warriors and wise old rulers. I have killed mothers with babes in their arms. I have killed the just, the wicked, and the beautiful. I have done this for two thousand years in the service of His Divine Shadow and apparently the fun never stops!"
"Would you care to join me in watching a Super Nova? It is a once in a lifetime experience."
"As a mindless servant of death for His Shadow, I was not prone to curiosity."
"I was kept in a mortuary with thousands like myself. There I received protoblood from a tube in my storage drawer."
"No.. you can't eat my brain just yet. I need it a little while longer."
"Mind Squish until we return. And if we do not... kill it, before it gets big enough to eat you."
"Be certain of your need before you chose to reanimate me. In the light universe, I have been darkness, perhaps in the Dark Zone.. I will be light."

"Stanley Tweedle a man? Thats news!"
"If I only had an arm I'd be more than just a head! If only had an arm I would strangle Tweedle Dead!"
"Please torture the little bastard!!"
"Don't look at me dead man in black, I have no motivation except to jam circuits with creamy love pudding number one."
"Say, do you have any well-built male bodies without heads?"
"Tweedle, you slut!"
"On a branch there is a fruit
Plump and ripe for sucking
In a bed there is a Xev
hot and right for....."

"As you command Stanley the brave who risked his skin for his friends."
"Distress, distress.. I am being penetrated..."
"I am the Lexx. The most powerful destructive weapon in the two universes. Stanley Tweedle is my captain. I blow up planets for him."