- "May his merciful shadow fall upon... me preferably."
- "I don't know about you, Kai, but right now, I'm about as happy as a kid in a candy store!"
- "Zev if you need a man that badly! You know where to find me!"
- "Hey buddy! Your machine must be busted or something, because I ain't fertile, I ain't female! No
I'm Stanley Tweedle, all man!"
- "Oh thats Great! I'm gonna die without my hat. I mean we are going to die be at least you guys will
- "Can't we just have sex instead?"
- "I like my men tall, handsome, and dead."
- "You're right, Stan, I do need you, I need your magic hand guiding this ship around this universe,
so I can find myself a real man."
- "We can take an oral exam right now, if you want."
- "You may still only be a head, 790; but you're the best head I ever had.
- "I kill you now in the name of his Shadow!"
- "The dead do not feel pain."
- "The dead do not get frustrated."
- "The dead do not poo."
- "The dead do not squeeze and please."
- "The dead can't get high."
- "The wheel, it turns, it rolls around. It makes an ancient rumbling sound."
- "I have not been aroused for 6000 years."
- "I have killed thousands. I have killed proud young warriors and wise old rulers. I have killed
mothers with babes in their arms. I have killed the just, the wicked, and the beautiful. I have done
this for two thousand years in the service of His Divine Shadow and apparently the fun never stops!"
- "Would you care to join me in watching a Super Nova? It is a once in a lifetime experience."
- "As a mindless servant of death for His Shadow, I was not prone to curiosity."
- "I was kept in a mortuary with thousands like myself. There I received protoblood from a tube in
my storage drawer."
- "No.. you can't eat my brain just yet. I need it a little while longer."
- "Mind Squish until we return. And if we do not... kill it, before it gets big enough to eat you."
- "Be certain of your need before you chose to reanimate me. In the light universe, I have been
darkness, perhaps in the Dark Zone.. I will be light."
- "Stanley Tweedle a man? Thats news!"
- "If I only had an arm I'd be more than just a head! If only had an arm I would strangle Tweedle Dead!"
- "Please torture the little bastard!!"
- "Don't look at me dead man in black, I have no motivation except to jam circuits with creamy love
pudding number one."
- "Say, do you have any well-built male bodies without heads?"
- "Tweedle, you slut!"
- "On a branch there is a fruit
Plump and ripe for sucking
In a bed there is a Xev
hot and right for....."
- "As you command Stanley the brave who risked his skin for his friends."
- "Distress, distress.. I am being penetrated..."
- "I am the Lexx. The most powerful destructive weapon in the two universes. Stanley Tweedle is my
captain. I blow up planets for him."
- "I always stick to my deals!"
- "I'm very good with pain."
- "I can give you happiness, Xev. I can fill the emptiness within you."
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